thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

r u a guy?
Anonymous
You're funny
Anonymous

uchiigatana:

i think so too lmao

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real
them-witches:

the onion is going for the fucking throat 

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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